Random Pick-Up Lines

Corny
Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.
0
Dirty
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
2
Dirty
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
4
Funny
Did you fart? Because you blew me away!
-2
Cheesy
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
4
Corny
Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
0
Corny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
2
Cheesy
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
5
Cheesy
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
2
Cheesy
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
4
Corny
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
3
Funny
Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them.
0