Random Pick-Up Lines

Corny
I'm new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
0
Cheesy
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
3
Cheesy
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
3
Dirty
You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.
2
Creepy
You're so good lookin', I'd drink your bath water.
3
Corny
Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
0
Dirty
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?
1
Cheesy
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
5
Dirty
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
4
Cheesy
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
3
Cheesy
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
5
Corny
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
0