Random Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
4
Cheesy
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
1
Dirty
Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
2
Corny
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
0
Cheesy
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
2
Corny
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
1
Cheesy
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
1
Nerdy
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
3
Corny
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
3
Corny
Are you from Holland? 'Cause amster-dayyyuuumm.
-1
Dirty
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
2
Corny
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
1