Random Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
5
Cheesy
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
4
Corny
Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
1
Corny
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
3
Dirty
Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
2
Dirty
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
4
Corny
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! YARRGGHH!!!
1
Dirty
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
4
Cheesy
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
3
Creepy
You're so good lookin', I'd drink your bath water.
3
Funny
Did you fart? Because you blew me away!
-2
Funny
Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them.
0