Random Pick-Up Lines

Nerdy
Baby, you're like a student and I am like a math book; you solve all my problems.
3
Creepy
You're so good lookin', I'd drink your bath water.
3
Corny
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
0
Corny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
2
Dirty
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?
1
Corny
Are you from Holland? 'Cause amster-dayyyuuumm.
-1
Dirty
Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.
0
Nerdy
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
3
Cheesy
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
2
Cheesy
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
3
Dirty
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
4
Cheesy
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
4