Random Pick-Up Lines

Dirty

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

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Dirty

Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?

3

Corny

Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.

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Corny

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

3

Cheesy

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

3

Cheesy

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

5

Creepy

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry - I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

2

Dirty

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.

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Cheesy

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

3

Cheesy

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

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Creepy

Bend over and touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes!

2

Cheesy

You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.

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