Random Pick-Up Lines

Dirty
Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
2
Funny
Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them.
0
Dirty
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
4
Corny
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! YARRGGHH!!!
1
Cheesy
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
3
Creepy
Bend over and touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes!
2
Creepy
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry - I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
2
Dirty
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
1
Funny
Did you fart? Because you blew me away!
-2
Cheesy
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
10
Corny
I'm new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
0
Dirty
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
3