Random Pick-Up Lines

Dirty
I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.
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Dirty
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
3
Corny
Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.
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Corny
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
3
Cheesy
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
3
Cheesy
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
5
Creepy
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry - I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
2
Dirty
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
1
Cheesy
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
3
Cheesy
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
10
Creepy
Bend over and touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes!
2
Cheesy
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
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