Random Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
3
Corny
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
1
Dirty
You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.
2
Corny
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
1
Cheesy
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
1
Cheesy
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
3
Dirty
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
4
Dirty
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
1
Corny
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
0
Nerdy
Baby, you're like a student and I am like a math book; you solve all my problems.
3
Dirty
Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
3
Corny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
2