Random Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
3
Dirty
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
3
Corny
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
0
Dirty
I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.
6
Corny
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
3
Cheesy
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
2
Creepy
Bend over and touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes!
2
Dirty
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
1
Corny
I'm new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
0
Corny
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
3
Cheesy
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
5
Corny
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
3