Random Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
4
Cheesy
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
3
Dirty
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
4
Cheesy
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
1
Creepy
Bend over and touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes!
2
Cheesy
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
2
Dirty
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
4
Dirty
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
1
Funny
Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them.
0
Corny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
2
Corny
I can't play the guitar, but I'll sure pluck your G string!
1
Corny
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
3