Random Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
4
Cheesy
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
5
Corny
I can't play the guitar, but I'll sure pluck your G string!
1
Dirty
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
2
Cheesy
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
1
Dirty
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
1
Corny
You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type.
1
Dirty
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
1
Corny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
2
Cheesy
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
2
Corny
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
3
Cheesy
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
3