Random Pick-Up Lines

Dirty
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
1
Dirty
Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.
0
Corny
Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
1
Dirty
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
4
Dirty
I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.
6
Cheesy
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
2
Dirty
Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
2
Dirty
Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
3
Corny
Are you from Holland? 'Cause amster-dayyyuuumm.
-1
Cheesy
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
3
Cheesy
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
4
Corny
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
3