Latest Pick-Up Lines

Corny
Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
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Corny
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Corny
Do you come with coffee and cream? 'Cause you're my sugar!
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Dirty
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
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Dirty
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
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Dirty
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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Dirty
Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
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Nerdy
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
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Nerdy
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
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Nerdy
Baby, you're like a student and I am like a math book; you solve all my problems.
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Dirty
I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.
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Cheesy
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
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Corny
I can't play the guitar, but I'll sure pluck your G string!
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Dirty
Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
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Corny
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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Corny
Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.
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Creepy
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry - I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
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Corny
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Corny
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on!
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Cheesy
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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