Dirty Pick-Up Lines

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
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Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
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I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
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You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.
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Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
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Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
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I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
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You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
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Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
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