Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.