Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.
Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?
Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.