Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.
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Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
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Roses are red,
Grass is greener,
When I think about you,
I play with my wiener.
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
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My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?
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Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
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I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
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You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
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Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
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Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
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