You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
4
Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
2
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
2
Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
3
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
4
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
3
Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.
0
Roses are red,
Grass is greener,
When I think about you,
I play with my wiener.
1
I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.
6
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
4
You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.
2
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
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