Dirty Pick-Up Lines

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
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I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
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Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
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Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
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Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
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Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.
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Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
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My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?
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Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
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Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
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I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.
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