You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.