Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Do you come with coffee and cream? 'Cause you're my sugar!
I'm new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! YARRGGHH!!!
Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on!
Are you from Holland? 'Cause amster-dayyyuuumm.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type.