Corny Pick-Up Lines

Do you come with coffee and cream? 'Cause you're my sugar!
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You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type.
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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
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I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! YARRGGHH!!!
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Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
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Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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Are you from Holland? 'Cause amster-dayyyuuumm.
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