Corny Pick-Up Lines

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
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Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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I can't play the guitar, but I'll sure pluck your G string!
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I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! YARRGGHH!!!
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I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
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I'm new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
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You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type.
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Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.
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Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
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