Corny Pick-Up Lines

I'm new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
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Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
3
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
3
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
1
Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
1
You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type.
1
Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
0
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
1
Do you come with coffee and cream? 'Cause you're my sugar!
0
I can't play the guitar, but I'll sure pluck your G string!
1
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
0
Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.
0
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
0
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on!
1
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
2
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! YARRGGHH!!!
1
Are you from Holland? 'Cause amster-dayyyuuumm.
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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
1
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
3
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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